Kevin McKidd credited as playing...
Lucius Vorenus
- Lucius Vorenus: You heard what she said, she hates me!
- Titus Pullo: What's your question?
- Lucius Vorenus: How do I get her to stop hating me, obviously!
- Titus Pullo: That's not obvious! I thought you were making her hate you for a purpose.
- Lucius Vorenus: That was not my intent, why would I do that?
- Titus Pullo: I don't know. You're the clever one.
- [Vorenus unbuckles his sword belt]
- Titus Pullo: What are you doing?
- Lucius Vorenus: I've done my duty and I've sinned enough. I resign.
- Titus Pullo: That's desertion.
- Lucius Vorenus: [chuckles] I'm a traitor and a rebel. Why not a desertor as well?
- [Titus is giving Lucius marital advice]
- Titus Pullo: When you couple with her, there's a spot just above her cunny, it's like a little button. Now... attend to that button, and she will open up, like a flower.
- Lucius Vorenus: [aghast] How do you know this about her?
- Titus Pullo: *All* women have them! Ask anyone!
- Lucius Vorenus: We should have been stopped by now. Why is Rome not defended?
- Titus Pullo: Our boys scared 'em off, eh?
- Lucius Vorenus: The soldiers of the Republic do not run... so it must be a strategem or trick...
- Titus Pullo: Then it's a good trick!
- Lucius Vorenus: ...unless the gods have abandoned Rome! If Mars were watching, he would not allow such a disgrace!
- Titus Pullo: Or maybe he's off having a crap, and missed it.
- Lucius Vorenus: It is that sort of disrespect that has brought us to this sad pass! If the gods are not respected, then why should they help us?