Sam Melville credited as playing...
Officer Mike Danko
- Officer Mike Danko: [Officers Mike Danko and Terry Webster, both in full uniform, are in Mike's hospital room. Terry is seated in the visitor's chair, and Mike is sitting on the hospital bed, preparing to undress for his stay. He starts removing his shoes, shakes his head and lets out a loud sigh] Oh, man, I think all the times I'd give my right arm for a day off. I tell you, I'd give my right arm to get out of this place.
- Officer Terry Webster: [Terry rolls his eyes, then looks around the room in amusement. He stands up and walks over to the bed] I can't understand why... I mean, with all these deluxe accomodations.
- [Terry picks up the hospital gown from the table]
- Officer Terry Webster: Hey, they supply you with this?
- Officer Mike Danko: [Mike gives a small laugh] Yeah, that's it.
- Officer Terry Webster: [Terry holds the gown in front of himself; he's quite amused] Your wardrobe?
- Officer Mike Danko: [Mike sounds resigned] That's right.
- Officer Terry Webster: [Terry smiles, clearly enjoying the situation at Mike's expense] It's cute. May I borrow it sometime?
- [Terry laughs]
- Officer Mike Danko: Hey, yeah.
- [Terry smiles again, then he folds up the gown and tosses it on the bed]
- Officer Willie Gillis: [Willie comes into the room, carrying two cups of coffee for himself and Terry. He hands one cup to Terry] Here you go, no sugar, no cream.
- Officer Terry Webster: [Terry accepts the cup of coffee] Ok.
- Officer Mike Danko: [Mike stands up] Hey, where's mine?
- Officer Willie Gillis: [Terry sips his coffee as Willie shrugs] . The nurse said you couldn't have any, until the dietician gives you the ok.