Dan Rowan credited as playing...
Self - Host • Romeo
- Dan Rowan: Hey Tony, did you see, eh, Chekov's Sea Gull?
- Tony Curtis: No, no. Why should I pay good money to see a movie about somebody else's bird?
- Dick Martin: Did you know Humpty Dumpty had a great fall?
- Dan Rowan: Yeah, but he had a lousy summer.
- Dan Rowan: Our own, our very, very own, Burbank's anwer to the Vienna Boys Choir: our own, our very, very own, Dick Martin and the Aristocrats. What else would you call 'em?
- Dan Rowan: Goldie, what has four legs and flies?
- Goldie Hawn: A dead horse.
- Dan Rowan: No, two pairs of pants.
- Goldie Hawn: Of course!
- Dan Rowan: I think big business has done more than it's share for the poor people. Who do they think built those slums?
- Tony Curtis: I just finished a long run on Broadway.
- Dan Rowan: Oh, really? What play?
- Tony Curtis: No play, a mugger chased me for thirty blocks.