Michael Caine credited as playing...
Guest Performer
- Michael Caine: I know it's none of my business, but really, you should get out of Vietnam, you know. It's a war you can't win. And you can't afford to lose. It's much the same position England was in, when your George Washington started his ruckkus with us.
- Michael Caine: I was in a Burbank dinner and ordered kidney pie. They said they didn't carry it, the hospital refused to deliver.