Dick Martin: Self - Host
Vida Blue, Roman Gabriel, Andy Granatelli, Joe Namath, Sugar Ray Robinson, Bill Russell, Doug Sanders, Vin Scully, Jill St. John, Willie Shoemaker
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
Dick Martin credited as playing...
Self - Host
- Dick Martin: Bill, why do you use a whip in horse racing?
- Willie Shoemaker: Because If I used a gun, they'd die.
- Dan: Do you know who won the Kenturk- Kentucky D...
- [starts to laugh]
- Dick: Is it the Kenturkey Diebry?
- Dan: No, it's the- you know who won the Kentucky Derby last...
- Dick: Of course I do, it's a horse! Huh? And he did it the hard way, with a little man sitting on his back.
- Dan: Sure... oh...
- Dick: I even know who came in second.
- Dan: I suppose another horse?
- Dick: No, it's an elephant.
- Dan: I never saw an elephant in the Kentucky Derby.
- Dick: Well, now how could you miss an elephant? You'd better have your eyes examined.
- Dan Rowan: [Dick is consulting a medical book] Wait a minute, pain in the neck isn't under 'H'.
- Dick Martin: It hurts, doesn't it?