Caroline Rhea credited as playing...
Hilda Spellman
- Hilda Spellman: [wearing her cuirass] Look, it still fits and it's great for lounging around the house.
- Zelda Spellman: That doesn't count as a use.
- Hilda Spellman: Why not?
- Zelda Spellman: No one wears metal after labour day.
- Zelda Spellman: You went to Science Club? Oh, that's wonderful.
- Sabrina Spellman: No, it's not. Now Libby thinks I'm a complete geek.
- Hilda Spellman: I knew this would happen. It's Zelda's influence. I begged you to watch TV with me so you'd be normal.
- Hilda Spellman: Look, Salem, I'm tenderising the beef with my mace. It's a deadly weapon and a handy kitchen tool.
- Salem Saberhagen: Oh, please, we've all seen the infomercial.
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, you'll be happy to know I got kicked out of the Science Club.
- Hilda Spellman: How come?
- Sabrina Spellman: Because Libby says I'm not a total geek.
- Hilda Spellman: I thought you were upset yesterday because she said that you were one?
- Sabrina Spellman: Yes.
- Hilda Spellman: There is no pleasing you.
- Sabrina Spellman: No matter what we're labelled Libby will always be Libby and I will always be me.
- Hilda Spellman: You had to become a geek to figure that out?
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, it's actually rather complex. I just put it in layman's terms for you.
- Zelda Spellman: I have to do that all the time.
- Hilda Spellman: [to Sabrina] Look at you. Geeked to the gills. This is awful. I blame myself. No, wait, I blame Zelda.
- Sabrina Spellman: I feel smart and you know what? I learned something. No matter what we're labelled Libby will always be Libby and I will always be me.
- Hilda Spellman: You had to become a geek to figure that out?
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, it's actually rather complex. I just put it in layman's terms for you.
- Zelda Spellman: I have to do that all the time.
- Hilda Spellman: Oh, so what are you saying, you dumb things down for me?
- Zelda Spellman: Well, C colon backslash D'ah!
- Hilda Spellman: Would you speak English?