Jenna Leigh Green credited as playing...
Libby Chessler
- Gordie: Jumping to the end of the millennium, the Science Club will be meeting every day after school to celebrate national science week.
- Libby Chessler: You mean national geek week.
- Libby Chessler: Hey, Gordie, why don't you come up with a scientific explanation for why you're such a loser?
- Libby Chessler: It's spirit week at Westbridge. We're playing Eastbridge this weekend and we're number one.
- Harvey Kinkle: Yeah, in turn overs and penalties.
- Gordie: I'm sorry.
- Libby Chessler: Oh, you are so transferred.
- Sabrina Spellman: Libby, lay off him. It was an accident.
- Libby Chessler: It's just like a freak to defend a geek. Maybe the 2 of you can get weekend jobs at the carnival.
- Libby Chessler: [to Sabrina] You went to Science Club! That is too perfect. You're a geek in freaks clothing.
- Libby Chessler: I'm the new president and by the way, membership is closed. Science Club is now limited to 6 people.
- Sherman: That's how many can fit in the space shuttle.
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, you know I was just wondering if you'd tried doing any cheers lately? I bet you could.
- Libby Chessler: Any seal can clap. I am a higher life form.
- Howard: Hey, how many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a pickle?
- Jill: I don't get it.
- Libby Chessler: You wouldn't.
- Sabrina Spellman: Look, Libby, I thought you might need a friend.
- Libby Chessler: Why, because all my other friends dumped me? Don't they realise that geeks have needs and wants and feelings? If you trip us do we not fall? If you prick us do we not scream and pass out?
- Sabrina Spellman: And what did that teach you?
- Libby Chessler: To hate cheerleaders.
- Sabrina Spellman: No. It teaches you that it's what's inside that counts.