Melissa Joan Hart credited as playing...
Sabrina Spellman
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, my gosh, Josh, this is fantastic! You're the greatest boyfriend in the universe. And I know, I've been out there.
- Roxie King: I don't get it, Spellman. You get a job at a newspaper where the whole point is to tell the truth. Then the minute you get there, your whole life becomes a lie.
- Miles Goodman: Not a lie. A protective privacy-defense system.
- Sabrina Spellman: Guys, I wanna establish credibility on my own terms. I don't want anyone thinking I'm just there because I'm Josh's girlfriend.