Caroline Rhea credited as playing...
Hilda Spellman
- Salem Saberhagen: You know I always get depressed this time of year.
- Hilda Spellman: Why?
- Salem Saberhagen: Well, for one thing, I'M A CAT!
- Sabrina Spellman: I've gotta meet Harvey at The Slicery but now I've gotta change thanks to you.
- Salem Saberhagen: Er, since you thanked me, can I ask a favour?
- Sabrina Spellman: Excuse me, cat? You want a favour?
- Salem Saberhagen: Yeah. Can I tag along to The Slicery? I've got a touch of cabin fever and I'd really like to... .
- Sabrina Spellman: [interrupting] Are you insane? I wouldn't bring you to The Slicery if you were the last person slash cat on Earth.
- Salem Saberhagen: Man, what's her problem?
- Hilda Spellman: You are so self-centred, even for a cat.
- Hilda Spellman: Oh, and this is Salem's oldest and dearest friend, Newt.
- Newt: Oldest and dearest friend my tail. You know it's Salem's fault that I'm a salamander in the first place.
- Zelda Spellman: Newt was into Salem's scheme for world domination.
- Hilda Spellman: Way into it.
- Newt: Yeah, he promised me Denmark.
- Sabrina Spellman: Can we focus? Okay, we have five witches and a newt, we should be able to do something?
- Hilda Spellman: I've got it. We all hide inside a giant wooden horse.
- Zelda Spellman: Hmm, that worked so well the last time.
- Hilda Spellman: [Salem ignoring gifts and playing with the colourful wrapping paper] You know next year I don't think I'll even bother to buy him a gift.
- Salem Saberhagen: This is good, this is so good. Oh, the wrapping, greens and reds and ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! It's the best Christmas ever and it's great to be home. Ho-oo, yes! Yes! Yes!
- Sabrina Spellman: I think he likes my paper best.
- Hilda Spellman: Ooh, a hot mulled cider!
- Zelda Spellman: Want some?
- Hilda Spellman: Let me mull it over.