Caroline Rhea credited as playing...
Hilda Spellman
- Sabrina Spellman: Why don't you just use your magic to make Geoffrey play better. I mean wouldn't that be a nice thing for him and for us?
- Hilda Spellman: Yes, but I would never do that.
- Zelda Spellman: That's right. You must be careful about meddling in mortal's lives. We witches have rules.
- Hilda Spellman: Who cares about the rules? I just want Geoffrey to keep paying for lessons.
- Drell: Hilda! What's with your hair?
- Hilda Spellman: My new boyfriend likes it this way.
- Drell: Oh, your new boyfriend. What's his name?
- Hilda Spellman: ...Um!
- Drell: Oh, well, I hope you and '... Um!' are very happy.
- Zelda Spellman: Drell, please, Sabrina's a good kid.
- Hilda Spellman: And things are hard on her. Her mother's in Peru. Her father's in a book.
- Drell: And I'm in the land of I_DON'T_CARE!