Roger Moore credited as playing...
Simon Templar
- Simon Templar: "Come to Nassau." That's what it says. And I came, and it is sensational. Swimming, sailing, perfect climate. Beautiful girls, everything. Unfortunately, like 161 other newspapers in the western hemisphere, the Nassau press is infected with Floyd Vosper. "Polo-playing Hubert Winfield is in a psychological tizzy "now that Bobo Hamilton's divorce is imminent." Very tricky lad this Vosper. He's found out that most people like reading dirt, so three times weekly, his column dishes it up and by mixing a few grains of truth into a mess of innuendo and smut, Floyd Vosper pretends to report the load on celebrities. I don't know what you feel about it, but to me, it is like a dirty kid scrawling filthy words on a backyard fence.