Sarah Chalke credited as playing...
Dr. Elliot Reid
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Why are you still antagonising him?
- Dr. Perry Cox: I don't know. I can't stop.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: I am warning you, you better come through for him.
- Dr. Perry Cox: What do you want me to do, anyway?
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Be more sensitive. Try giving him a hug.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Barbie... you've met be before, yes? Now, at most, I can muster one hug a year, and nine months ago I hugged my son, so: you're gonna have to do it.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Um, you saw us before, we're still awkward from the break-up.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Hold the phone: are you suggesting that if I sleep with him, that I won't have to deal with problems like this? Because I'm seriously considering taking that hit.
- [as Elliot walks off]
- Dr. Perry Cox: I mean, honestly, what is he like in post-game? Is there spooning? Because I don't spoon, I'm not a spooner.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Say, Barbie, for a second there, I thought you were being a little bit cold, but then you really saved it with the "
- [sigh]
- Dr. Perry Cox: ... 'Kay."
- Dr. Elliot Reid: What are you going to do, hide from him all day and then call him "Ginger"?
- Dr. Perry Cox: No. It's Monday, which of course means it's Ethnic Day, so I'll be going with Rosalita, and besides, I have a plan.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Which is?
- Dr. Perry Cox: Yeah, unfortunately, the first part of the plan is not to share it with people who annoy me. Want to hear the second part?
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Sure
- Dr. Perry Cox: I can't. My hands are tied by the first part