Donald Faison credited as playing...
- J.D.: I just want you to know... if I ever need surgery again, I want you to be the one inside me.
- Turk: I want to be the one inside of you.
- J.D.: [JD needs an appendectomy, and asks Carla who the surgeon will be] Yeah, but who's the intern who's going to be doing all the work?
- Turk: [slides into JD's room dancing and singing] I get to cut you open, I get to cut you open!
- Turk: He was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.
- J.D.: Dude!
- Turk: Oh, my bad. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean?