Donald Faison credited as playing...
Dr. Christopher Turk
- J.D.: [Elliot has just given a patient an orgasm during a pelvic exam]
- [laughing]
- J.D.: Elliot come on, I have never heard a woman make sounds like that!
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [grinning] Oh, I'm sure you haven't.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: [Turk starts laughing at him] See, it's funny because you've never really satisfied a woman!
- J.D.: Well, you might want to double-check with YOUR MOM!
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Dude, I'm dying here.
- J.D.: Turk, it's been like eighteen hours since you had sex.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: I'm saying, this is torture!
- J.D.: So why don't you just, like, "take care of yo'self"?
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Man, you know I don't do that.
- J.D.: You don't?
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Nah, I only did that like twice in my life.
- J.D.: Same here.
- [Voice over]
- J.D.: If by "in my life" you mean "since I got home".
- J.D.: [J.D. and Turk approach Mr. Randolph's bed] Mr. Randolph.
- Mr. Randolph: [seeing Turk] What's he doing here? You know I don't like these people.
- [Turk looks at him, shocked, about to say something]
- Mr. Randolph: [clearing it up] Surgeons. Not African-Americans.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Oh!... We're actually saying "black" now, sir.
- Mr. Randolph: [shouting to the hallway] I was right, Catherine!