Judy Reyes credited as playing...
Nurse Carla Espinosa
- Dr. Elliot Reid: I honestly don't mind that you're making fun of me but what does bother me is that no one is ever allowed to make fun of you.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: People can make fun of me.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [scoffs] Come on, what about that delivery guy yesterday? I mean, you practically tore him a new binglebore.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: But he's not my friend. My friends can make fun of me whenever they want.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Really? Well in that case you're a know-it-all smartypants and if you're not telling someone what to do, you're probably not talking.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: Okay, I guess I can be a little bossy.
- Nurse Laverne Roberts: A little? Girl, please. If you met Jesus hisself, you'd be trying to tell him where to park his donkey.
- J.D.: Oh, are we allowed to do this now? What about that whole like, hands on the hips Carla from the block thing she does when she's mad when she's like
- [imitating]
- J.D.: "oh Bambi, you do not want to mess with me right now."
- Dr. Doug Murphy: [laughs] You do sound like that.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: [with her hand on her hip] Careful, Doug, we are not that close yet.
- Dr. Elliot Reid, J.D.: [laughing and mocking] Careful, Doug. Doug, wussup. Doug, you better be careful. Mm-hmm. 'Cause I'm Carla.