Sarah Chalke credited as playing...
Dr. Elliot Reid
- Dr. Elliot Reid: She's a drama queen, J.D.! When her husband was in a coma, it was all, like, taboo and exciting; but now that it's okay for the two of you to be together, the relationship's got no snap... it's got no crackle. J.D... .
- [gravely]
- Dr. Elliot Reid: It's got no pop.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [In the seminar Dr. Cox is teaching] Dr. Cox! This is useless, I thought we were really going to learn something?
- Dr. Perry Cox: Barbie, why did they toss you in here?
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Oh, they didn't! I'm, uh... uh, I'm... auditing.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Hey, uh, I just wanted to say, you were right about Jamie.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Uh-huh. And what does Jamie think you're doing over here?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Asking you not to show up at my apartment drunk, naked, and crying.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: You wanna know why things with Jamie are so 'lamey'?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: We're doing fine.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Oh, please. She's clearing you out of her apartment.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Wrong! She just came by because she knows today at work, I need my...
- [rummages through the box]
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: ... squash goggles.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Mm.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: I have to saw something later.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: You know what's weird? I really like this girl, but I'm not sure I can keep it going with all the drama.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: I think you just have to gamble that once all the drama's gone, there's still gonna be something there. If not, it's her loss.