Sarah Chalke credited as playing...
Dr. Elliot Reid
- Jordan Sullivan: You are so much stronger than all the other idiot residents around here.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Really?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Jordan? I need you to break up with someone for me.
- Jordan Sullivan: Really.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Barbie, the guy's a sexist pig. He's gonna eat you alive.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Look, I'm not the same doctor I was four years ago. I'm smarter, I'm more confident...
- Dr. Perry Cox: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just skip the rest of your "I'll show you speech" and just walk away in a huff. I'm very busy. Thank you!
- Mr. Summers: When the hell am I getting out of here?
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Dr. Reid thought you might ask that and he had an answer for you. Shut your cakehole!
- Jordan Sullivan: Elliot, if you can handle that sexist dirtbag in there, you can certainly handle Perry.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Why are you being so nice to me?
- Jordan Sullivan: Okay, Perry occasionally talks to me at home, and he told me that you don't need him as much anymore, and it annoys the hell out of him, which of course gives me endless enjoyment.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: So, how are we feeling, Mr. Summers?
- Mr. Summers: I feel like my ex-wife is standing on my chest and not the pretty one. The fat one that had all my kids.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Fantastic! I'd like to start by...
- Mr. Summers: Listen, Goldilocks. Unless the next three words out of your mouth are some combination of sponge, bath and my big white ass, I'm not interested.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [Voice over] After spreading half a tube of what I thought was burn ointment on my butt, it was off to work.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [sniffs the air] What smells like Vagisil?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Nothing.