Sam Lloyd credited as playing...
Lawyer
- Dr. Kelso: Well, if it isn't Dr Turk, friendly face of Sacred Heart.
- Turk: Yeah, Dr Kelso, umm, about these posters... They're kinda making me uncomfortable.
- Dr. Kelso: Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize you felt that way. Well here's what we're gonna do... I'm gonna leave them up.
- Turk: I can live with that... Or I can sue you.
- Dr. Kelso: Dr Turk, you are an employee here. I can use your image, your name, I can manufacture tiny Dr Turk action figures that cost $12.95 and when you pull the string it'll say "I don't like these posters of me." Isn't that right, Ted?
- Ted: Oh, definitely, sir. Of course you'd certainly be vulnerable from a legal standpoint.
- Dr. Kelso: How long?
- Ted: Sir, that lawsuit would be over so quickly, I'd advise you to bring cab fare to the courthouse, since Dr Turk would be driving your Beemer home to his place.