Donald Faison credited as playing...
Dr. Christopher Turk
- Turk: Hey. Baby. I'm gonna head home and watch some television with Rowdy.
- Carla: Rowdy? NO! Um, you shouldn't go home.
- J.D.: Why?
- Carla: I need you to go somewhere for me. I want you to go to a... STRIP CLUB!
- Turk: Okay!
- J.D.: Hey, Turk, can I talk to you for a second?
- Turk: Can't talk now! Good stuff's happenin'!
- Carla: [carrying Rowdy, the stuffed dog] Turk! What is Rowdy doing in my closet?
- Turk: [matter-of-factly] He's guarding your shoes, baby!
- Carla: He almost gave me a heart attack!
- Turk: Baby, could you do me a favor and not hold him by the haunches like that? Yeah, he has hip dysplasia.
- J.D.: He's a pure-bred -- it's genetic.