Sam Lloyd credited as playing...
Ted Buckland
- Dr. Elliot Reid: I understand that because of his drug problem, some of you don't think that Mr. Phillips is a good candidate for surgery, but believe me, he understands that this heart valve is a responsibility. Those of you who have met him, like Ted, can attest to this.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: This is a very dicey case. Ted, what do you think?
- Ted Buckland: She knows my name! Whatever she wants!
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Very ethical. Why don't I open the floor to those people who currently do not have erections? Dr. Clock. Do you think this guy'll stay clean?
- Dr. Molly Clock: Oh, I'm just here as a friend. I think you should ask Ted again.
- Ted Buckland: Oh, good God, she knows it too! Am I awake?
- Janitor: Heard you're trying to clean a dead dog.
- Carla: Yeah, who told you that?
- Janitor: Mmm, the wind... .
- [beat]
- Janitor: Blonde doctor.
- Carla: Oh.
- Janitor: I can clean it for you.
- Carla: Why would you do that?
- Janitor: I don't know... . Still a little drunk from breakfast. Plus, taxidermy used to be kind a... hobby of mine. You know, till the state took my license away.
- Carla: How come?
- Ted Buckland: [walking past] What happened to all the cute little squirrels, Flo?