Judy Reyes credited as playing...
Nurse Carla Espinosa
- Turk: Hey. Baby. I'm gonna head home and watch some television with Rowdy.
- Carla: Rowdy? NO! Um, you shouldn't go home.
- J.D.: Why?
- Carla: I need you to go somewhere for me. I want you to go to a... STRIP CLUB!
- Turk: Okay!
- J.D.: Hey, Turk, can I talk to you for a second?
- Turk: Can't talk now! Good stuff's happenin'!
- Carla: [carrying Rowdy, the stuffed dog] Turk! What is Rowdy doing in my closet?
- Turk: [matter-of-factly] He's guarding your shoes, baby!
- Carla: He almost gave me a heart attack!
- Turk: Baby, could you do me a favor and not hold him by the haunches like that? Yeah, he has hip dysplasia.
- J.D.: He's a pure-bred -- it's genetic.
- Dr. Molly Clock: [about Rowdy] Well, I'm sure he's more than a pet to Turk. I mean he's basically a link to his childhood.
- Carla: He bought him eight years ago at a garage sale.
- Dr. Molly Clock: Oh, well, then he's just a Nutter Butter.
- Janitor: Heard you're trying to clean a dead dog.
- Carla: Yeah, who told you that?
- Janitor: Mmm, the wind... .
- [beat]
- Janitor: Blonde doctor.
- Carla: Oh.
- Janitor: I can clean it for you.
- Carla: Why would you do that?
- Janitor: I don't know... . Still a little drunk from breakfast. Plus, taxidermy used to be kind a... hobby of mine. You know, till the state took my license away.
- Carla: How come?
- Ted Buckland: [walking past] What happened to all the cute little squirrels, Flo?