Neil Flynn credited as playing...
Janitor
- J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
- Janitor: When did you see my penis?
- J.D.: Last night when you were showering.
- Janitor: Where were you?
- J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.
- J.D.: [Janitor makes confused, sighing noise] Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.
- Janitor: What? Why?
- J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
- J.D.: Look, uh... Janitor...
- [the Janitor rolls his eyes]
- J.D.: ...I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
- Janitor: When did you see my penis?
- J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
- Janitor: Where were you?
- J.D.: Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.
- [the Janitor takes a second to process this answer]
- Janitor: Uhhh...
- J.D.: Look, it was just a coincidence, man - I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know!
- Janitor: What? Why?
- J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!