Zach Braff credited as playing...
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
- Dr. Perry Cox: The simple fact that you seem to give a crap is the reason I took an interest in you to begin with. It's why I trust you as a doctor. Hell, it's... It's why I trust you as a person.
- J.D.: Are you dying?
- Dr. Perry Cox: I've got a new shrink.
- Jordan: Carla, my ex-husband is in love with you. It's true. Ask your boyfriend, he knows; he and Perry talk about it all the time. I don't know why you haven't mentioned this to her! Perhaps you're afraid of something? Huh. And Bob? When are you gonna tell Perry that that promotion you're making him jump through hoops for, was filled months ago! It just seems wrong. Which brings us to Twinkie. If you don't have the courage to tell your 'colleague' Dr. Dorian that you're still crazy about him, I'm gonna go ahead and do it for ya, 'cause that's what friends do. Yeah! And finally, Perry, you are not gonna believe what happened the first time I met your little protégé, here...
- J.D.: [thinking] Oh, please God, no.
- Jordan: I slept with him... and it was good - oh! How's that for stirring things up? Have a great summer, everyone. Bye!