Julianna Margulies credited as playing...
Neena
- Harvey Corman: [to Neena] Your father's gonna be just fine. The place is top-notch. I practically live here.
- Neena Broderick: Are you a doctor?
- Harvey Corman: Massive hypocondriac. If you'll excuse me, I have to go harass a surgeon.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Okay, missy. Knowing damn well that you'll sue if the slightest thing should go wrong with this elective procedure, we're gonna go ahead and elect not to do it.
- Neena Broderick: You can't do that.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Really? Bob?
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Hospitals can refuse treatment on a non-emergency patient. Here's a list of places we can refer you to. Thanks for playing.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Okay, I'm confused. I thought you weren't interested in me.
- Neena Broderick: Well, maybe I just said that to make it easier for you. Or maybe I said it because I knew you'd do what wanted you to do. I'm not sure.
- Neena Broderick: Thank you. And I hope I didn't ruffle your feathers too much while I was here.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Sweetheart, I find it amusing that you think you're so much as a blip on my radar. Better go ahead and jot this down in your little lawyer notebook: Nothing you could do could ever, hee-hever get to me.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Why are you doing this?
- Neena Broderick: I love my dad. I'd do anything. But if it makes you feel any better, I think you're really sweet.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: How am I supposed to believe that?
- Neena Broderick: Well, you can't. I already lied to you once so the trust is broken, even though I'd never lie to you again.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Really?
- Neena Broderick: Who knows.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: All right, even if I am a little desperate, Neena was not playing me.
- Neena Broderick: I was playing you.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: You're just saying that because he's here.
- Neena Broderick: No, I manipulated you.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: You're just saying that because he's here.
- Neena Broderick: Okay, we seem to be a bit of a loop here, so I'm just gonna step over and talk to this one.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [Voice over] Wait, is she in to me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.
- [Out loud]
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no *body* to go with.
- Neena Broderick: [cracks up] That's really funny!
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [Voice over]
- [Smugly]
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Well that's not a fair test - that joke's hilarious.