Judy Reyes credited as playing...
Nurse Carla Espinosa
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: [to the Janitor] Hey, Night School! Mr. Corman followed us home last night!
- Dr. Christopher Turk: How'd you get my cell phone number?
- The Janitor: Ehh, once you've got somebody's driver's license and a urine sample, you can get just about anything. How do you fail 8th grade gym?
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: You better stop messing with my husband.
- The Janitor: You better tell him to stop messing with my walls.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: [side-eyes Turk] You did this?
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Baby, you know you're my world.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: I'm out.
- [walks away]
- The Janitor: I flunked gym too. Didn't like the shorts.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Kelso wants me to keep hiding Doug until that attorney leaves? Isn't that ridiculous?
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: Elliot, the man tried to electrocute me an hour ago. All I care about is whether or not this twitch goes away. You should take Doug down to the morgue. The worst he could do there is bring somebody back to life!
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Shake this place up and for God's sakes, get Murphy out of here!
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: Don't worry, Doug, you're a good doctor.
- Doug Murphy: I know!
- [shocks Carla with the defibrilator]
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Carla, when I became chief resident, I wrote a pledge to myself and do you know what it said?
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: Mm-mm?
- Dr. Elliot Reid: It said, "Dance like nobody is watching," which I do constantly with the shades closed just in case somebody's watching. But it also said not to hide problems away.