Neil Flynn credited as playing...
Janitor
- The Janitor: [Sprays JD in the crotch with a water bottle] Uh-oh. Looks like someone switched to big boy pants a little too soon...
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: [turns around before the janitor can spray him in the crotch again] Ha ha. Too slow, what now Mr. Tough Guy?
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: [the janitor sprays him in the butt] That is so not funny.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Ha ha ha. Wet butt!
- The Janitor: It gets better.
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: Is it starting to burn?
- The Janitor: I would think so. Hey, uh, don't touch your eyes.