Judy Reyes credited as playing...
Nurse Carla Espinosa
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: First off, I want to thank you all for agreeing to talk.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: Bambi, you paged us here.
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: Be that as it may, I think there are some simple solutions. Dr. Cox, you're angry with me.
- Dr. Perry Cox: No, I'm not.
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: And you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: No, he's not.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Actually, I am.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: You're starting again!
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: Carla, you're mad Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: See, trust, woman, trust!
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: Whatever, the point is that Turk is sorry.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Not anymore.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: I can't believe you thought he was a threat!
- Dr. Perry Cox: I'm a threat.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: You're not in love with me, you idolioze me.
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: If we could just try to stay focused...
- Dr. Christopher Turk: You're mad because I'm scared of losing you?
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: Yes, because we're stronger than that!
- Dr. Perry Cox: [singing] Apparently not!
- Dr. Christopher Turk: You should be glad I never took our relationship for granted, you silly woman!
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: If we could just refrain from name-calling...
- Dr. Perry Cox: Oprah's right!
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Lay off of him!
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: You're just pissed because you're still in love with your ex!
- Dr. Perry Cox: [slams his fist down on the table] Okay, that's it! Now, I have killed for so much less than that, and I'll damn sure do it again unless you all shut the hell up right now, and I MEAN NOW!
- [they all disperse]