Hank Harris credited as playing...
Nathan
- Nathan: [Nathan puts his VHS tape into the video machine and starts the film - which, to Alex's horror, is a slow-motion clip of her walking downtown] Ladies and gentlemen, meet Alex Mack... the most wonderful, nifty girl of Paradise High!
- [the students giggle and the teacher shakes his head. Alex looks mortified]
- Nathan: Everyone just loves her! She wears dresses and hats and... and all sorts of clothes! She moves with the grace and beauty of a deer! Everyone seems to worship her like a goddess... ooh, and she's real funny, too...
- Alex Mack: [the scene cuts to a video of Alex's face in front of a microphone with a goofy grin on her face. She is singing off-key] B-I-N-G-OOOO! B-I-N-G-OOOO! B-I-N-G-OOOO... AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
- [she gives the thumbs-up sign at the screen and the video ends. Alex, embarrassed, pulls the rim of her hat down at the back of the classroom so nobody can see her face glowing yellow]