The Blood

Trash. George is disgusting. Elaine continues her Bword streak.

March 9th 2023.

About: George adds food to his love making.

Elaine is violent and annoying and is desperate to babysit a brat

Jerry...

Kramer hoards blood.

Newman is speechless.

Story and production: Hash stories. Elaine was the worse. It was so boring and tedious.

Overall a hash production

Highlight: Jerry getting knifed in the head. Newman running into Jerry's bedroom like a rat. Other than that this episode was Hash. Felt very hash.

Laugh meter: 1.

Girlfriend attractiveness level: Georges girl was average at a 4.8

Villian: Elaine and Kramer. Kramer because he abused his blood that he gave to Jerry, didn't tell Jerry about the car, he moochies off of Jerry for free for over 10 years and acts like a pirate towards Jerry.

What can be learned? N/A this episode was hash

Verdict: a bloody hash episode.

This is one of my all time favorite episodes. Kramer and Newman jamming in the kitchen making sausages. George going further into depravity by adding food into his intimate encounters. Elaine being terrorized by a hell child with an idiot mother. And then Jerry who is gaining weight and being shamed by Lloyd Bridges of all people.

The episode involves blood in many places, including those that are typical but the supplier of the blood is not typical, specifically Kramer and Newman again.

This was Lloyd Bridges last television acting appearance. Rest in peace and thanks for the eternal laughs!!

Kramer takes his blood out of the blood bank. This leads to a whole series of unfunny bits. Jerry ends up with a transfusion of the blood because he has his throat cut. The blood ends up in a car radiator. George begins to have issues with sex where he has to eat while doing it. The whole thing is so ludicrous. Elaine ends up babysitting a little psychopath. Kramer and Newman make sausages in Jerry's apartment. Jerry ends up being given a personal trainer by his parents because they think he is out of shape. It turns out to be the guy played by Lloyd Bridges who almost died lifting weights in another episode. Things fade a bit here. Without the blood thing it would have been better.