Julia Louis-Dreyfus credited as playing...
Elaine Benes
- Cosmo Kramer: Don't ever question my instincts, because my instincts are honed. Look at that.
- [Kramer shows newspaper]
- Jerry Seinfeld: What now?
- [Jerry reads newspaper]
- Jerry Seinfeld: Hospital receives grant to conduct DNA research. Government funds genetic research at area hospital... Yeah, so?
- Cosmo Kramer: Pigman, baby. Pigman.
- Elaine Benes: Oh, if I hear about this pigman one more time...
- Cosmo Kramer: I'm tellin ya the pigman is alive. The governments been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh. Jerry wake up to reality. It's a military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.
- George Costanza: I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, Hey he's no pig-man!
- Jerry Seinfeld: Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pigmen. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. Ooo that little tail turns me on.
- Elaine Benes: Did you find the place alright?
- Mohel: Did I find it alright? I mean could you send me to a more dangerous neighborhood? I'm dreading walking back to the subway, someone shouldn't crack me over the head and steal my bag, 'cause I'll be lying there on the street in this neighborhood and people will spit on me and empty my pockets. I'll lie in the gutter like a bum, like a dog, like a mutt, like an animal! God forbid someone should help me or call an ambulance. No, that's too much trouble to pick up a phone and press a few buttons. Ah, what's the point?