Patrick Warburton credited as playing...
David Puddy
- Elaine Benes: Do you believe in God?
- David Puddy: Yes.
- Elaine Benes: Oh! So you're pretty religious?
- David Puddy: I try.
- Elaine Benes: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious?
- David Puddy: Not for me.
- Elaine Benes: Why not?
- David Puddy: I'm not the one going to Hell.
- Father Curtis: Let me see if I understand this. You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell, and you feel that she's too bossy.
- David Puddy: Yes.
- Elaine: Yeah, that's right.
- Father Curtis: Well, oftentimes in cases of interfaith marriages, couples have difficulty...
- Elaine: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No one's getting married here.
- Father Curtis: You aren't?
- David Puddy: Naw.
- Father Curtis: Oh
- Elaine: We're just, you know, havin' a good time.
- Father Curtis: Oh. Well then it's simple. You're both going to hell.
- David Puddy: No way. This is BOGUS.
- David Puddy: Elaine, they forgot to deliver your paper today. Why don't you just take that one.
- Elaine Benes: But that belongs to Mr. potato guy. That's his.
- David Puddy: Come on, get it.
- Elaine Benes: Well if you want it, you get it.
- David Puddy: Sorry. Thou shalt not steal.
- Elaine Benes: Oh, but it's okay for me?
- David Puddy: What do you care? You know where you're going.