Phil Morris credited as playing...
Jackie Chiles
- Jackie Chiles: So you're driving in the car, you're with your friend, minding your own business?
- Cosmo Kramer: Yeah.
- Jackie Chiles: Then what happened?
- Cosmo Kramer: Then we saw this woman, and she was wearing a bra with no top.
- Jackie Chiles: No top? She didn't have a top on?
- Cosmo Kramer: No. So I got distracted and I crashed the car.
- Jackie Chiles: Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh yeah!
- Jackie Chiles: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!
- Cosmo Kramer: She was flouting.
- Jackie Chiles: That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
- Cosmo Kramer: It was outrageous. And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
- [last lines]
- Jackie Chiles: You can't let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence. Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard, of course a bra's not gonna fit over a leotard. A bra gotta fit right over a person's skin. Like a glove!