Julia Louis-Dreyfus credited as playing...
Elaine Benes
- Jerry Seinfeld: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man, we have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving.
- Elaine Benes: Oh, that is such baloney! I shave my legs.
- Cosmo Kramer: [while eating] Not everyday.
- Elaine Benes: [Realizes Jerry and George aren't paying attention] So then, I got a call this morning. You know, I was, uh, chosen to go on the space shuttle. We're goin' to Mars.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [Still staring at the woman] Uh-huh.
- George Costanza: Have a good time.
- Elaine Benes: So then, listen, listen. So then, I showered and I dressed, and I saw him again, on the way out.
- [Giddy and nearly out of breath]
- Elaine Benes: So we're walkin' and talkin', and he asked me my name - and I think I said Elaine - but, I mean, who the hell knows... And so then, he says to me: "Do you wanna split a cab uptown?"
- Elaine Benes: What are you looking at?
- Jerry Seinfeld: There's a naked woman across the street.
- Elaine Benes: [laughs] This is gonna be the easiest money I've ever made in my life.
- Joyce: See the guy with the dark hair and the red shorts?
- Elaine Benes: Oh my God, John F. Kennedy junior's here!
- Joyce: He's gonna be in your class today.
- Elaine Benes: In my class? John Kennedy's gonna be in my class.
- Joyce: I can get you a spot right behind him. He has got a great butt!