Jerry Seinfeld credited as playing...
Jerry Seinfeld
- Helen Seinfeld: You're going underwater?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yes. Generally that's where scuba diving is done.
- Helen Seinfeld: What do you have to go underwater for? What's down there that's so special?
- Jerry Seinfeld: What's so special up here?
- Jerry Seinfeld: What is going on in this community? Are you people aware of what's happening? What is driving you to this behavior? Is it the humidity? Is it the Muzak? Is it the white shoes?
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- Jerry Seinfeld: Is Florida not hot and muggy enough for these people? They love heat. If they try to land men on the sun, I think these old retired guys will be the only ones that will be able to handle it. They'll just sit there on the redwood benches, washcloth on their head, going, "Trying to get a sweat going."
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- Jerry Seinfeld: I have never seen an old person in a new bathing suit. In my life. I don't know where they get their bathing suits, but my father has bathing suits from other centuries, and my parents live in Florida, and if you go down there, and you forget your bathing suit, then they want you to wear one of theirs. You know how that gets? "You need trunks, son? I've got trunks for you. You can wear my trunks." Fathers don't wear bathing suits, they wear trunks. It's kind of the same thing a tree would wear if it went swimming. So I get in the water in this thing, and it's, like, floating around me somewhere. Have you ever put on a bathing suit that you don't even know exactly where you are inside the bathing suit? You bump into somebody you know, "No, I'm parasailing. I'm waiting for the boat to come back."