Jerry Stiller credited as playing...
Frank Costanza
- Frank Costanza: Let me understand: you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
- George Costanza: Why don't we talk about it another time?
- Frank Costanza: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster, and a chicken. Something's missing!
- Mrs. Ross: Something's missing, all right.
- Mr. Ross: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them!
- Frank Costanza: That's perverse!
- George Costanza: Thank God that's over.
- Estelle Constanza: The mother seems to hit the sauce pretty hard. I didn't like that.
- Frank Costanza: And who doesn't serve cake after a meal? What kind of people? Would it kill them to put out a pound cake? Something!
- George Costanza: So, they didn't give you a piece of cake? Big deal.
- Estelle Constanza: It is a big deal. You're supposed to serve cake after a meal. I'm sorry. It's impolite.
- Frank Costanza: Not impolite... it's stupid, that's what it is. You gotta be stupid to do something like that!
- Estelle Constanza: Your father's absolutely right. We're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake!