Philip Bruns credited as playing...
Morty Seinfeld
- Jerry: [Playing Scrabble with his mom, who just played the word] Quone?
- Helen Seinfeld: [Counting points] Thirty, thirty-one...
- Jerry: Quone? No, I'm afraid I'm going to have to challenge that.
- Cosmo Kramer: No, no. You don't have to challenge that. That's a word. That's a definite word.
- Jerry: I am challenging.
- Cosmo Kramer: Quone. To quone something.
- Jerry: [Jerry opens the dictionary] Uh-huh.
- Helen Seinfeld: I'm not playing with you anymore.
- Morty Seinfeld: Quone's not a word.
- Jerry: [Showing Kramer the dictionary] No good. Sorry. There it is. Get it off.
- Helen Seinfeld: [to Kramer, as she removes her tiles] Why did you make me put that down?
- Cosmo Kramer: Nah, we need a medical dictionary! If a patient gets difficult, you QUONE him.