Julia Louis-Dreyfus credited as playing...
Elaine Benes
- Jerry Seinfeld: You faked with me?
- Elaine Benes: Yeah.
- Jerry Seinfeld: No.
- Elaine Benes: Yeah.
- Jerry Seinfeld: You faked it?
- Elaine Benes: I faked it.
- Jerry Seinfeld: The whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?
- Elaine Benes: Not bad, huh?
- Jerry Seinfeld: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
- Elaine Benes: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
- George Costanza: You faked?
- Elaine Benes: On occasion.
- Jerry Seinfeld: And the guy never knows?
- Elaine Benes: No.
- Jerry Seinfeld: How can he not know that?
- Elaine Benes: Because I was gooood.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Oh what. you're upset?
- Elaine Benes: Yes, I'm upset. Can't you tell?
- Jerry Seinfeld: No I can't. Maybe you're faking.