Wayne Knight credited as playing...
Newman
- George Costanza: [George and Jerry are seated as guests on "The Merv Griffin Show"] So, they're flying the tiny instruments in from El Paso.
- Cosmo Kramer: El Paso, I spent a month there one night.
- Newman: [laughing hard] El Paso!
- Jerry Seinfeld: What's he here for?
- Cosmo Kramer: He takes some of the pressure off of me. So Jerry what's going on with you? I understand there's a young lady in your life. Hmmm
- Jerry Seinfeld: Actually it's kind of a funny story.She has this amazing toy collection and last night I finally got to play with them.
- Cosmo Kramer: Well it sounds like things are progressing. Do I hear wedding bells?
- Newman: Are you married right now?
- [Kramer slaps Newman]
- Jerry Seinfeld: Actually she doesn't even know about the toys. I gave her the wrong kind of medicine and I guess she passed out.
- Cosmo Kramer: What do you mean "wrong kind of medicine"?
- Jerry Seinfeld: [to George] She's even got that old Mattel football game that we love.
- George Costanza: Ah come on! You got to get me over there!
- Cosmo Kramer: Wait a minute! You mean to say that you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys?
- [to Newman]
- Cosmo Kramer: Could we pause a moment?
- [Newman turns on "commercial break music"]
- Cosmo Kramer: Jerry, now what you do with your personal life is your business but when your on my set, you clean it up mister!
- Newman: I told you he was a risk.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Oh like he's not just carrying you and has been for years!
- Newman: Yeah? Well you bombed! That story stunk worse than these chairs.
- [Kramer mediates]
- Cosmo Kramer: ["Commercial music" ends] Smile everyone we're back.