Bruce McCarty credited as playing...
Peter Mason
- Peter Mason: There's not one woman in New York who hasn't turned down ten wonderful guys because they were too short, or too fat, or too poor.
- Miranda Hobbes: I have been out with some of those guys. The short, fat, poor ones. It makes absolutely no difference. They are just as self-centered and unappreciative as the good-looking ones.
- Peter Mason: Why don't these women just marry a fat guy? Why don't they just marry a big fat tub of lard?