Werner Klemperer credited as playing...
Col. Klink
- Col. Hogan: [leaning on Klink's desk] Well, I mean you go along running the toughest camp in Germany and then suddenly, one day you look out and through the gate comes a Sherman tank,
- [points at Klink]
- Col. Hogan: with its peashooter pointed right at your monocle.
- Col. Klink: [stands up, visibly nervous] What?
- Col. Hogan: Yeah, yeah. And then out steps a second lieutenant, 19 years old, 6 feet 4, a high school senior from Wichita, Kansas, and he says, "Sir, you are my prisoner."
- [points at Klink]
- Col. Hogan: Very correct. And if you move, he shoots you.
- [sits in Klink's chair]