Richard Karn credited as playing...
Al Borland
- Al Borland: Boy, it was awfully nice of you to invite me down for coffee. You haven't done that in a long time... or ever.
- Tim Taylor: I thought it'd give us a good chance to talk.
- Al Borland: Oh yeah? About what?
- Tim Taylor: Mothers.
- Al Borland: Oh, no. No. I should've seen this on coming.
- Tim Taylor: Last night, my mom got kind of mad at me and she says that we don't communicate because I talk on a superficial level.
- Al Borland: Oh, I can totally relate.
- Tim Taylor: So you know what I'm going through?
- Al Borland: No, I can totally relate to your mother. Tim, the only real conversation we ever have is when I say something real and you tell me to shut up.
- Tim Taylor: Shut up.
- Wilson Wilson, Jr.: Well, I often come here when the Healthy Vegetable is closed. You know, I love their bean curd.
- Al Borland: Oh yeah, boy, it's to die for.
- Tim Taylor: Or to die from. I've had one of those things.