Richard Karn credited as playing...
Al Borland
- Al: Colonel, allowing Tim to drive a tank well that's jeopardizing national security.
- Tim: Would you cut it out Al.
- Lt. Col. McDougal: Al you've got nothing to worry about, we've got 10,000 marines on the base to keep an eye on Tim.
- Al: It's not enough.
- Mark Taylor: [reading "Tool Time" game card] "Tim makes bad joke about Al's mom. Audience boos. Lose a turn."
- Al: Mother loves that card.
- Mark Taylor: The "Tool Time" game. Awesome! How do you play?
- Al: Well, you have your choice of figures. You can be Heidi. You can be Al. And you can be Tim in a body cast.
- Brad Taylor: All right. I got Heidi.
- Randy: Al.
- Mark Taylor: Aw, man.