Jesse Spencer credited as playing...
Dr. Robert Chase
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [during a team meeting in room to discuss the patient] Labs show valium and heroin in her urine.
- Dr. Robert Chase: A supermodel on smack. Shocker.
- [gets up]
- Dr. Gregory House: [looks away] Oh, Alex. I expected so much more from you. Heroin chic is so five years ago.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Okay. Let's start crossing out withdrawal symptoms.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: A positive test means she tried it once. Doesn't mean she's an addict. She's only 15.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: There's no age limit on addiction.
- Dr. Gregory House: He's right.
- [dramatically swallows some Vicodin pills]
- Dr. Robert Chase: She's never menstruated. Sounds like a symptom of drug addiction to me.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Or bulimia or her age. Some girls don't start 'til their mid to late teens.
- Dr. Gregory House: Evidence to the contrary: The rounded hips. The perfectly sculpted, bountiful breasts...
- Dr. Robert Chase: Implants. I've seen some of her photos. They've grown dramatically since last summer.
- Dr. Gregory House: Symptomatic of turning 14. Two clinic hours says that those love apples are handcrafted by God.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: [looks incredulous, walks over to House] Whoa! I thought that you didn't believe in God.
- Dr. Gregory House: I do now.
- Dr. Robert Chase: You're on.
- [comes over to House and the two of them bump fists]
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [looks disgusted] Could we talk about her health instead of her breasts?
- Dr. Gregory House: It could be relevant. Come on, Cameron. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Many women develop breasts...
- [House slips due to pain and catches himself on a table, disrupting the table's contents while the team looks on. He regains his composure; looks back to team]
- Dr. Gregory House: No, I'm fine.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Even if she is an addict, a lot of her symptoms - the cataplexy, the violence - they could be neurological. We chalk this up to drugs, we could be releasing her with Juvenile M.S. or Parkinson's or...
- Dr. Gregory House: [interrupts] So detox her.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Fine. We'll set her up on a program that'll wean her onto the methadone.
- Dr. Gregory House: And in four weeks, we'll know you're right. Or, we'll know that Cameron's right and the pretty girl will do Milan next fall in a wheelchair. Put her in a coma, pump her full of naltrexone. Cut the four weeks in one night.
- [House exits; Cameron and Chase look to Foreman]
- Dr. Gregory House: [about Alex] She's got post traumatic stress disorder.
- Dr. Robert Chase: We got models fighting in Iraq now?
- Dr. Robert Chase: [after Cameron reports that Martin had sex with Alex] What do you think House is gonna do to you?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: No idea.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Well, you did the right thing. If you hadn't gone to Cuddy, I would have.
- Dr. Robert Chase: If this guy'd known we'd have to report him, he'd never have told House the truth.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: She's a child. She needs to be protected.
- Dr. Robert Chase: She dropped out of high school to make millions of dollars. Why does she need more protection than some crack whore shivering in the clinic waiting room?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: I think you're just afraid to piss House off.
- Dr. Robert Chase: There's that too.