Alyson Hannigan credited as playing...
Lily Aldrin
- Barney: Isn't it weird that we should... run into each other, like this? Two souls, of equal levels of attractiveness, both fitting together like two pieces of a very... attractive puzzle.
- Lily: [running up to their booth and grabbing Barney's ear] Oh, Hell no!
- Barney: [Dragged away by his ear] Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Lily: [angrily] Claudia is getting married tomorrow, and so help me God, if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her, I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles, and I will squeeze them so hard your eyes pop out, and then I'll feed them to you like grapes!
- Barney: Wait! My eyes, or my testicles?
- Lily: [Thinks] One of each!
- Marshall: This wedding does sound pretty amazing, though. Fancy ballroom, everybody all dressed up...
- Lily: Oh, here we go.
- Barney: What?
- Lily: We can't get anywhere with our wedding plans because I want it to be fun and Marshall wants it to be lame.
- Marshall: Oh, yeah. Okay, that's a pretty fair assessment of our two arguments.
- Lily: I thought so.
- Marshall: You know what? Excuse me if I don't want to get married barefoot in the woods next to Lake No-One's-Going-To-Drive-That-Far. Yes, I want a ballroom, and I want a band, and I want shoes. I've been dreaming about this day since I was, like...
- Lily: A little girl?