William Frawley credited as playing...
Fred Mertz
- Ethel Mertz: Lucy, have you seen Fred?
- Lucy Ricardo: No, honey, I haven't...
- Fred Mertz: [Fred comes in the other door] Hey, Lucy, have you seen Ethel?
- Ethel Mertz: Oh, there you are.
- Fred Mertz: Oh, there *you* are. Where have you been?
- Ethel Mertz: I've been lookin' for you. Where have you been?
- Fred Mertz: I've been lookin' for you. Where have *you* been?
- Ethel Mertz: I've been lookin'...
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, now, wait a minute. You found each other. Now go on from there.
- Fred Mertz: What d'you want?
- Ethel Mertz: I wanted to tell you to be sure and sandpaper that new banister you put in, before some idiot runs his hand down it and picks up a splinter. What'd you want?
- Fred Mertz: I was wonderin' if you'd help me get this splinter out of my hand.