Desi Arnaz credited as playing...
Ricky Ricardo
- [as Ricky Ricardo unveils the statue, Little Ricky's dog, "Fred", comes up and licks on Lucy, as she was posing, trying to appear as the statue, that was broken up]
- Ricky Ricardo: Lucy? Lucy?
- [Lucy then takes off the patriotic hat]
- Lucy Ricardo: Shoot, if you must, this old red head.
- [Lucille Ball's quote, was the very last sentence and eight words spoken, as the series concluded]
- [Ricky is annoyed that Fred - the dog - has been chewing up his slippers]
- Ricky Ricardo: I thought you were taking him to obedience school.
- Lucy Ricardo: I have been.
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, then, how come that he hasn't learned how to obedience?
- [Ricky is set to appear at Westport's Yankee Doodle Day festivities]
- Lucy Ricardo: Did you try your costume on yet?
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, now that's another thing. I'll make the speech, but I'm not gonna wear that silly-looking Yankee Doodle Dandy outfit that you got me.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, Honey, you look so wonderful in a Revolutionary War uniform... . Those knee-breeches'll give you a chance to show off your good-looking legs.
- Ricky Ricardo: [firmly] I am not going to be seen in those silly, early-American snickers.
- Lucy Ricardo: It's 'knickers'.
- Ricky Ricardo: That's what I said, itsnickers.
- Ricky Ricardo: Listen, I paid 30 bucks for this character to go to that school. I want to see what he learned.
- Lucy Ricardo: I don't want to show it to you right now. I will show you later.
- Ricky Ricardo: Apparently, the wrong one went to obedience school.
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, you just told me he graduated from obedience school.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, he learned obedience, but he's not ready for "The Ed Sullivan Show".