William Frawley credited as playing...
Fred Mertz
- [Fred finds his Yankee Doodle Day costume uncomfortable, and comes in ringing his bell to announce his 'resignation']
- Fred Mertz: Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear ye! Get yourself another Town Cri-er.
- Fred Mertz: Well, first of all, this ding-dang wig is too hot! How do people stand it when they have hair?