Simon Ludders credited as playing...
Builder
- Lynn Benfield: Right, I've got some stuff for your bedroom. Have you decided which room it's going to be?
- Alan Partridge: Yes. Now, the bedroom: down the corridor, last door on the left.
- John - Builder: That's the box room, Al. I mean, that's the same size as your bedroom in the caravan.
- Alan Partridge: Is it?
- Lynn Benfield: Yeah.
- Alan Partridge: Fine. Just, you know, squeeze a double bed in there and I can open the door and just step up onto the bed.
- Lynn Benfield: Where are your clothes going to go?
- Alan Partridge: In the storage room. Just a short, naked jog across the landing.
- Lynn Benfield: What happens when you've got guests?
- Alan Partridge: [puts his hands over his crotch] Lynn, I'll cup myself. I don't mean with an actual cup.
- Carl - Builder: More like an egg cup.
- Alan Partridge: It wouldn't be an egg cup. It'd be two egg cups and a kidney dish.