Chris O'Dowd credited as playing...
Roy Trenneman
- Jen: I've got Aunt Irma visiting
- Moss: Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.
- [Roy is shaking his head. He's confused]
- Jen: It's my term for my time of the month.
- [the realization dawns on Roy]
- Roy: Oh.
- Moss: What time of the month? The weekend?
- Jen: No.
- Moss: Does Aunt Irma visit on the weekend?
- Jen: You know, its high tide.
- Moss: But, we're not on the coast.
- Roy: Moss!
- Jen: I'm closed for maintenance.
- Moss: Closed for maintenance?
- Roy: Moss!
- Jen: I've fallen to the Communists.
- Moss: Well, they do have some strong arguments.
- Roy: [finally putting it to words] 'Carrie', Moss! First scene in 'Carrie'!
- [Moss finally understands]
- Moss: Ohh... Okay, yep, yep, yep, no, nope, nope, yep, nope, naaaah...
- [Moss walks out of the room, embarrassed]
- Denholm Reynholm: [a group of Reynholm Industries employees are stood in a circle. Denholm walks into the room and into the middle of the circle whirling his hand in the air] Alright! Ok!
- [the crowd begin cheering]
- Denholm Reynholm: Alright! Yes! Ok! I know you want a party but I have to say thank you to a few people after what has been a momentous week for this company.
- [Crowd cheers]
- Denholm Reynholm: Project Icarus has increased our productivity tenfold, every department is working at 3 times usual speed due to the increased interconnectivity of our computer system!
- [Crowd cheers and Denholm goes around the circle giving high-5's to everyone and slaps Roy in the face]
- Denholm Reynholm: How can I talk about all that computer stuff
- [pointing at the IT team]
- Denholm Reynholm: , all of that computer gobbledegook without saying a word about the lawyers?
- [Points to the lawyers and the crowd cheers]
- Denholm Reynholm: They cut the red tape, they cut the red tape, they cut the red tape. C'mon, yes!
- [Crowd cheers and Denholm gives piggyback to one of the lawyers, who goes around the circle giving high-5's to everybody and slaps Roy in the face]
- Denholm Reynholm: That's enough
- [Denholm drops the lawyer]
- Denholm Reynholm: . And when you're talking about computers
- [pointing at the IT team again]
- Denholm Reynholm: , how can you fail to mention accounts!
- [Points to the account team]
- Denholm Reynholm: Yes!
- [Crowd cheers]
- Jen: He's building up to us, he must be.
- Denholm Reynholm: Yes! And finally, last but not least - champagne.
- [Whilst refilling Jen, Roy and Moss' glasses]
- Denholm Reynholm: These 3 people proved time and again that they have 'the right stuff'. The toilet cleaners!
- [Whilst crowd cheers]
- Denholm Reynholm: They said we couldn't do it, they said outsourcing our toilet cleaning would be inefficient. Dirt, Banhead and Doodles proved them wrong.
- Doodles - the Cleaner: Toilet!
- Denholm Reynholm: That's right Doodles
- [crowd cheers]
- Jen: Where are you going?
- [as Roy and Moss walk out]
- Roy: They do this every time.
- Moss: They never remember us.
- Jen: But you did the work, we did all the work