Jackie Gleason credited as playing...
Jackie Gleason
- Jackie Gleason: I had lunch with the Warner Brothers. They were telling me about a gem you made for them called uh...
- Jack Benny: The Horn Blows at Midnight?
- Jackie Gleason: It's funny, when you say it, it sounds so harmless.
- Jack Benny: Well what are the Warner Brothers complaining about? Every place that picture showed, they made a fortune.
- Jackie Gleason: They did, yeah.
- Rochester Van Jones: Yeah, they sold Alka-Seltzer in the lobby.
- Jackie Gleason: Who?
- Jack Benny: Don Wilson.
- Jackie Gleason: Oh, Fatso.
- Jack Benny: Fatso? Well that's a fine remark coming from somebody who had to diet to go through the Holland Tunnel.
- Jack Benny: Do you always make an entrance like this, I mean with the girls dancing?
- Jackie Gleason: Every place I go, pal. Last night they kicked over 12 tables at the Stork Club.
- Jackie Gleason: I want you to know that Gleason never just goes. No.
- Jackie Gleason: A little travelling music, please.
- [makes a comical dancing exit]